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This semi-fitted cotton tee carries a small, centered design—a heart pierced and crowned by florals beneath the words “I process my emotions through fictional homicide.” It reads like a private joke between reader and reader. Wear it on long library afternoons, during true-crime binges, or curled up with a mystery novel; the light fabric and tear-away label keep you comfortable while the cheeky, literary artwork quietly announces your mood. The ribbed collar and shoulder tape hold shape through washes, and the reinforced hems mean this shirt keeps its form chapter after chapter.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g\/m²) — breathable and smooth for printing\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam — retains shape and gentle stretch\u003cbr\u003e- Shoulder tape — stabilizes seams to prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem — reinforced stitching for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Semi-fitted cut with tear-away label — comfortable fit without itch\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: Erin Hayden Enterprises, LLC, erin@erinhayden.com, 429 E. 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